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I don't know, maybe it's just me, but I don't think they should drive.

I'm driving down the highway minding my own business when I saw this:

Um, my sources tell me it is probably a young male Llama. We thought it might be an alpaca because they are smaller.

by Marc

1. Scientific researcher
2. Education advocate and educator
3. Insurance specialist
4. Herbalist and dietitian
5. Doctor
6. Lawyer
7. Indian Chief/witch Doctor
8. Physicians assistant
9. Expert negotiator and arbitrator (IEP) nuff said
10. Fund raiser
11. Political lobbyist/activist
12. Speech and letter writer
13. Lectures "R" us
14. Internet explorer
15. Book reviewer
16. Biochemist
17. Play date party organizer/caterer and referee
18. Web site designer
19. Assistive technology and software reviewer and beta tester and inventor
20. Never ending explorer of ways to say "GOOD JOB!"
21. Crisis intervention specialist (Talking your spouse or other parents off the tower.)
22. Stamina of a Marathon runner. And world class speed.
23. The defensive prowess of Bruce Lee. Wax on/Wax off.
24. Clown (Big feet Big nose red hair the whole 9 yards.)
25. Santa impersonator
26. Disney movie cataloger/VCR Mechanic (Grill cheese in the VCR ect....)

By Colleen F. Tomko

1. The IEP invitation lists "drive-thru" hours.
2. When you get to the meeting, the staff want to know what you are doing there.
3. They give you complimentary white flags and tissues.
4. Your child's student ID # is 666.
5. They try to convince you that the attending speech therapist really is the janitor's identical twin.
6. You find yourself explaining that... the regs say they can use IU's for related services, not I-O-U's.
7. The special ed coordinator says 'Have we got a place for your kid".
8. They think "inclusion" is some type of venereal desease.
9. The staff is bumming because their label maker burned out.
10. You over hear the staff talking about the Least "Resisted" Environment.

1. We know our ABCs
2. We can teach stupid pet tricks
3. Don't blame me, I'm a product of my environment...
4. We don't need no stinkin' statistics!
5. The continual frustration of being right
6. We don't have to think
7. There is religious revelation in replication
8. We get to say, "SHOW ME THE DATA!"
9. Behavior Counts
10. Because reinforcement isn't just for breakfast anymore